Tagged: Haiti

Mr Disaster

February 5th, 2010 Permalink

I’m not evil, so I would never tell a lie like this, but it might be cool if someone did. The following is a fictitious conversation between a reporter and an American tourist in Haiti Reporter: Is this the most scared you have ever been? Tourist: No, I was in Indonesia when the big tsunami […]

I’m not evil, so I would never tell a lie like this, but it might be cool if someone did. The following is a fictitious conversation between a reporter and an American tourist in Haiti

Reporter:
Is this the most scared you have ever been?

Tourist:
No, I was in Indonesia when the big tsunami hit. 3 or 4 years later, I was in China when a big Earthquake hit. My friends have started calling me Mr. disaster, because I tend to vacation in Earthquake spots.

Reporter:
Where is your next vacation scheduled?

Tourist:
I’ll be in San Francisco in about 6 weeks.

Pat Robertson and Haiti

January 17th, 2010 Permalink

Even if Pat Robertson’s story is true, what sort of God waits 200 years before getting revenge? A dozen guys have a Voodoo party. 200 years later, God smites someone who just happens to be standing on the same spot.

Even if Pat Robertson’s story is true, what sort of God waits 200 years before getting revenge? A dozen guys have a Voodoo party. 200 years later, God smites someone who just happens to be standing on the same spot.