I’m not evil, so I would never tell a lie like this, but it might be cool if someone did. The following is a fictitious conversation between a reporter and an American tourist in Haiti
Reporter:
Is this the most scared you have ever been?
Tourist:
No, I was in Indonesia when the big tsunami hit. 3 or 4 years later, I was in China when a big Earthquake hit. My friends have started calling me Mr. disaster, because I tend to vacation in Earthquake spots.
Reporter:
Where is your next vacation scheduled?
Tourist:
I’ll be in San Francisco in about 6 weeks.