Israel and Jordan Trip

When I was in second and third grade, I knew of a secluded spot, a pond, where I could find empty coke bottles.  There were many days when I gathered them up and brought them to the store for money.  It wasn’t until many years later that it occurred to me that back in the sixties, that some girls used coke as a douche.  Just hold your thumb over the top and shake it.  I wonder if any of the soda bottles I picked up were used for that purpose.

Snopes – Coke Use
BMJ Medical Journal – Coke Use

I can walk for miles, so when I walk, I don’t feel old. Then I jump. It feels like they put Velcro on the wrong part of my show, because I’m stuck to the ground.

You are only as young as you feel, until you attempt to jump.  Then you’re old.

Something they could use on the Simpsons:

Star of such movies as “The attack of the slightly off center woman”, “The attack of the more off center woman” and “Help she’s fallen and can’t get up.”