June, 2010 Archives

Didn’t Get the Memo

June 27th, 2010 Permalink

I thought up an office prank. You design a shirt, such as a pink business shirt with a picture of the Pentagon on it. You hand them out to all the people who show up on time to work and ask them to put them on. A woman named Rachel hands out forms for them […]

I thought up an office prank. You design a shirt, such as a pink business shirt with a picture of the Pentagon on it. You hand them out to all the people who show up on time to work and ask them to put them on. A woman named Rachel hands out forms for them to sign. They get $100 initially plus a $100 bonus if they go along with the gag. Rachel disappears.

When people show up late for work, the early birds don’t tell them anything useful. They tell them that they have to sign a form before they can tell them what is going on. Rachel has the forms, but nobody can find Rachel. Film the late comers wondering around acting confused. This gag is expensive, so only a high budget television show could pull it off.

Al Gore and the Internet

June 27th, 2010 Permalink

A woman accused Al Gore of assaulting her. She said that she didn’t go to the police right away, because she didn’t know what the crime was called (sexual assault). She had to go on the Internet to look it up. Does Al Gore regret inventing the Internet? http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/police_release_tape_from_gore_accuser_U2IYikDw6N8YxmABezRAOI

A woman accused Al Gore of assaulting her. She said that she didn’t go to the police right away, because she didn’t know what the crime was called (sexual assault). She had to go on the Internet to look it up. Does Al Gore regret inventing the Internet?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/police_release_tape_from_gore_accuser_U2IYikDw6N8YxmABezRAOI