This is an old joke, but I thought up a different ending.<\/p>\n
A genie tells a man that he gets 3 wishes, but there are two catches: There’s a million dollar limit and anything he gets, his mother-in-law gets double. He wishes for a million dollars and his mother-in-law gets two million. He wishes for 2 Ferraris and his mother-in-law gets 4. He wishes for a foot long penis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is an old joke, but I thought up a different ending. A genie tells a man that he gets 3 wishes, but there are two catches: There’s a million dollar limit and anything he gets, his mother-in-law gets double. He wishes for a million dollars and his mother-in-law gets two million. He wishes for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[27],"tags":[49,50],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}