{"id":63,"date":"2010-02-05T19:57:32","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T03:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/2010\/earthquake-lie\/"},"modified":"2010-02-05T19:57:57","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T03:57:57","slug":"earthquake-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/2010\/earthquake-lie\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr Disaster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not evil, so I would never tell a lie like this, but it might be cool if someone did.  The following is a fictitious conversation between a reporter and an American tourist in Haiti<\/p>\n<p>Reporter:<br \/>\nIs this the most scared you have ever been?<\/p>\n<p>Tourist:<br \/>\nNo, I was in Indonesia when the big tsunami hit.  3 or 4 years later, I was in China when a big Earthquake hit.  My friends have started calling me Mr. disaster, because I tend to vacation in Earthquake spots.<\/p>\n<p>Reporter:<br \/>\nWhere is your next vacation scheduled?<\/p>\n<p>Tourist:<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be in San Francisco in about 6 weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not evil, so I would never tell a lie like this, but it might be cool if someone did. The following is a fictitious conversation between a reporter and an American tourist in Haiti Reporter: Is this the most scared you have ever been? Tourist: No, I was in Indonesia when the big tsunami [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[27],"tags":[99,46,12,47],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions\/64"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}