{"id":117,"date":"2010-03-23T19:01:10","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T02:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/2010\/picking-phone\/"},"modified":"2010-03-23T19:01:10","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T02:01:10","slug":"picking-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/2010\/picking-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"Picking Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The phone rang while I was picking my nose.  I cut myself with my fingernail.  There was quite a bit of blood.  Just one of many things that makes me feel stupid.  Fortunately, it was somebody I could hang up on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The phone rang while I was picking my nose. I cut myself with my fingernail. There was quite a bit of blood. Just one of many things that makes me feel stupid. Fortunately, it was somebody I could hang up on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,1],"tags":[65,66,64],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/n676.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}